I don't believe I wrote about this last time... but when Elzie was here we went to see a special one night only showing of the Death Note movie at my local theater. Neither of us had seen the anime or read the manga before, but it was a one time chance to get to see a live action Japanese movie in a theater, so we decided to give it a shot. Boy were we surprised.
The
"Flim" ended up being a DVD (or what we thought was a DVD, more on that later). Not only that, but the first 10 minutes of the
film DVD had terrible elevator music playing over the top of it. This completely ruined the entire prologue to the movie and made it impossible to tell what was going on, seeing as how we didn't know the story to begin with. The theater fixed the audio, but didn't rewind the DVD so we could find out what we missed. Then, once the actual speaking started we found out it was actually a DUB of a fucking JAPENESE FILM. Terribly dubbed I might add. Elzie and I lasted MAYBE 10 minutes before we finally got fed up and just walked the fuck out. Apparently we accidently left the back door right by the theater screen opened too. lol :')
Anyways... tonight Mdar and I decide to see the 25th Anniversary of Wargames. They were doing a one night showing of one of my favorite childhood movies. At the time I didn't know it was the same company that put on the abortion that was Death Note. The theater once again charged us $10 ($2 more than the normal cover price for a movie) and they don't give student discounts like they NORMALLY do either. The movie was once again a simple DVD. The very same DVD I could have bought at Best Buy or Walmart for $10. The very same DVD I have right next to me right now. The movie was prefaced with a terrible interview about the 25th anniversary that, as Mdar put it best, "poorly done interviews with the cheesy text that directly quotes what's happening on the screen. It's like a bad demotivational poster that only states what the image states." This was followed by an
"exclusive preview" of the direct-to-DVD sequal that is coming out next week. This
"exclusive preview" was just the fucking trailer for the movie. Also it was bad. Very bad.
Finally the movie started, and at this point I'm already swearing off Fathom Events because if I wanted to watch a fucking DVD I could have done it at home. Honestly, it didn't even look DVD quality... it was more like a VHS rip to DVD. However we sit through the movie because it IS a classic and honestly does live up to the nostalgia. Half way through, the screen goes black. Right before the climax of the movie is starting. Black. No sound, no picture, nothing. Then... what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a windows
98 taskbar, and an nvidia logo in the tray. That's right... Windows. Fucking. 98. Not XP. Not 2000. You can tell because XP and 2000 have 32bit windows logos in the start button. 98 still had a 16 bit pixelated hilarity.
This was this way for 10 minutes, at LEAST, before suddenly the movie reset to the power point slideshow style previews. Finally, a few minutes after that when Mdar and I finally decide to stand up and leave, and it starts back up where it left off. We sit down and finish the abortion of a film showing.
After the movie we find a manager, and explain what happened, and also explain that similar problems happened during Death Note and how we were very dissatisfied with the $10 ticket price for such a poor showing. He informed us that the movie is actually streamed live from Fathom's computer servers somewhere in bumfuck usa to every theater that hosts the film, and that they have no control over how the presentation happens. It's all 100% at the mercy of the Fathom Event systems. He is, however, kind enough to give us each a free pass to see another movie at Kerasotes theaters, granted not a Fathom Event... not that I would want to see another one of their abortions anyways.
So, if Fathom Events happens to do a google search and reads this? Fuck you. Fuck you in your pathetic, terribly run asses.
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annoyed